And we're back!

With all the craziness that is going on in American politics, my long hiatus from actively blogging HAS to come to an end. I'm thinking we'll do a bunch of blogs, some video commentary (anything is better than The Young Turks, right?), and some 'interviews' with actual right-wing morons. I have invited two other people to be authors for the blog, and I will likely invite more in the future.

Are you interested in writing content? Are you snarky, smart, arrogant and angry at right-wing morons? Send me a message with an example of your work, or make something up based on the following topic: Glenn Beck is a fucking lunatic and there is no point in arguing about that. Seriously.


My first blog in over five years will be coming up shortly. Stay tuned.



The Mad Liberal.

Is America Ready?

Is America ready for a female President? Even better, is America ready for a black man to be President? While the pundits and news authors ponder those questions, I am worried about a much more invasive and sinister group that is trying to lead the world starting in 2009.

Adulterers.

Is America ready for a known adulterer to be President and leader of the free world? What level are we stooping to when we tell our kids, 'hey, it's ok to break a commandment- you can be PRESIDENT!'.

I speak of course of Mr. Philanderer Rudy Giuliani. He is living proof that women find speech impediments sexy.

Surely, conservatives are aware that their support for this man is driving God up the wall. God is readying his hail and fire storms in the eventuality that we elect a KNOWN COMMANDMENT BREAKER, FORNICATOR, AND ADULTERER. We need to take action.

Remember, a vote for Giuliani is a vote for the destruction of America, a destruction of the sanctity of marriage, and a destruction of our children. They will forever be tainted by this man and his despicable behavior and lifestyle.

Are we ready to lose everything? Please, on November whatever of 2008, when the choice is between a woman and a KNOWN ADULTERER, for the sake of your country, go with the lesser of two evils and pick the woman. Same holds true if it's the black dude. We cannot afford to make this mistake.

The Mad Liberal

Wow, that was some break

After a much needed and self-prescribed hiatus from all things political and anger inducing, I return. But I return with a very heavy heart. I can't do it anymore. I can't get involved in this bickering and stupidity. There is so much ignorance in the world, how can any one of us possibly combat it? The sad truth is, we can't. So we have two choices. One, devote our lives to trying to get the ignorant morons to see the light. Or two, be happy.

I choose to be happy.

I think maybe I'll start talking sports instead of politics. First up- the A-Rod scandal. I'll make this quick. He had to do it. He had to opt out. His agent is an evil prick, but hey, the guy just had the best year of his career, he had to test the waters. Is he still a whiny little bitch? Yes. Would I have cried if he signed with my beloved Red Sox? Absolutely. But the poor little rich boy had to do it. And I am happy he is back with the Yanks, he wouldn't look right in anything other than pinstripes- Period!

Oh, wait, here's a half-poltical, half-sports tidbit.

It was in the paper recently that Danbury Hospital supposedly spent 4 million dollars on helping illegal immigrants. It was also in the paper recently that Derek Jeter (AKA, whiny little bitch #2) has been hiding some tax money from the state of NY. Guess what more people are outraged about. No, not the fact that for every cent a whiny little bitch baseball player sneaks away from the state he supposedly loves and cherishes, some blue collar worker in the Bronx has to chip in to replenish. Not that. Nope. People are outraged by the fact that uninsured people get a 'free ride' and mooch our hard earned money right out from our pockets.

I am not impressed in humanity. In fact, I have lost all faith. I hope Jeter sleeps well at night knowing that he has more money in his pocket, but the guys going to see him play are picking up his slack. Hey, Florida has no income tax. His accountant isn't stupid. I get it, I really do. But really, do you NEED all that money? After the first 10 million, what does the rest actually mean???

And all those illegals- well, they should have died in the parking lot. I mean really, fellow man? The meak? Or weak? Or whatever stupid Christian thing you call those ingrates... Die vermin!!!! (brought to you by Big T, and the lunch crew at John McGowan's house)

See you again when something pisses me off to the point that I just can't take it anymore.

The Mad Liberal

I really don't like white men...

so, my grandmother and my mother are racists... they both say to me the other day 'I don't like black people'. My grandmother doesn't like seeing them on television because of their 'attitude'. My mother doesn't like black people because they are 'all liars'.

They know exactly zero black people between the two of them.

They watch television, and my mother listens to talk radio (guess which kind).

So, I tell my mother 'I don't like white men, they're either rapists or pedophiles. Ewwwww. I can't believe you married one'. I asked her if she saw how stupid her logic was. I said 'say you don't like liars, it has nothing to do with skin color.'

Indeed, her President has made an art out of lying. But he be white, so that be ok... ok by her if he lies, cuz it ain't no lie to her, no sir.


I hate ignorance. I hate the fact that people who watch the news get such a distorted view of reality they say dumb fuck things like this all the time. 45 years ago, a child walks up to a water fountain, and gets kicked in the ass and called a nigger and forced to leave. For some reason that child is supposed to forgive and forget, but even at 50, he or she won't. Guess what, I don't fucking blame them. The damage that was done, and the ignorance and in some cases hatred that still exists in this country, will need a hell of a lot more time to heal over.

But hey, they're all crooks and liars anyway, right? Yeah, just as much as I can say every white guy is a creepy rapist.

Safer? I think not...

"Government investigators created a bogus company to obtain a license for radioactive materials that could have been used to build a dirty bomb, a report CNN has obtained shows.

The report, to be the subject of a Senate hearing Thursday, exposed holes in the Nuclear Regulatory Commission's licensing system, which the NRC says it has since plugged.

Investigators with the Government Accountability Office altered the license and took initial steps a terrorist could have used to build a moderate-sized dirty bomb

Within 28 days, investigators created the bogus company without leaving their Washington offices and obtained a license to buy equipment containing nuclear materials. They changed the license to get access to an unrestricted amount of nuclear material and got commitments from two suppliers for machines containing radioactive material."




In related news, 'Iraqi' forces have located a stockpile of munitions rounds, including possibly hundreds of bullets known to have the power to penetrate skin. Also found were three used AK-47s. Ice Cube, who could not be reached for comment, has said in regards to the AKs found, 'I guess it wasn't a good day, somebody had to use their AK'.

Sleep tight Amerrrrca. Bush is on the offensive!

ML

Vitter is vittles...

Vitter's statement said his number was on phone records of Pamela Martin and Associates before he ran for the Senate in 2004. Federal prosecutors have accused Deborah Jeane Palfrey of racketeering by running a prostitution ring that netted more than $2 million over 13 years, beginning in 1993. She contends that her escort service, Pamela Martin and Associates, was a legitimate business offering sexual fantasies.

Palfrey's lawyer, Montgomery Blair Sibley, said in an interview that the call from Vitter's number to the escort service was made Feb. 27, 2001.

Vitter, a Harvard University graduate and Rhodes scholar, spent six years in the House - beginning in January 1999 - before being elected to the Senate.

Sibley confirmed that author Dan Moldea, who is writing a book with Palfrey, discovered Vitter's number in Palfrey's phone records, which she has publicly released. In an interview Tuesday, Moldea said he called Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt, for whom Moldea has done consulting work. Moldea said a Hustler editor called Vitter's office late Monday afternoon.

In June, Flynt took out an ad in The Washington Post offering $1 million to anyone who could show he or she had engaged in a sexual encounter with a member of Congress "or a high-ranking government official." In a statement Tuesday, Hustler said Vitter's statement was "the result of a multi-pronged investigation launched and run by Larry Flynt."

Vincent Bruno, a member of the Louisiana Republican State Central Committee, said Tuesday that Vitter should resign "for his own good, the good of the party and the good of his family."


blah blah blah... Just some more evidence of those good-old God-fearing Christian family values! DEPORT! (hahaha)

What's new in the world? Does anyone even care?

Isn't there a song about apathy?

Do you realize we have the lowest voter turnout of any democracy with motor vehicles?

Do you realize that almost a third of our kids dropout of high school?

Do you realize that Bush is the dumbest president we have ever had? I mean intelligence-wise, not just that stupid smirk.

Do you realize that the anti-abortion lobby is big business?

Or that the anti-gay lobby is big business?

Or that the best way to get rich quick in this country is to start a fanatical 'Christian' non-profit?

Do you realize that non-profit doesn't mean they aren't out to make money, and that Jerry Falwell cruised around in a Mercedes?

From now on, I am an anti-gay crusader who despises abortion. For donations, please email me and I'll give you my PayPal address.

the ML

PS- when will things change?